Archive for January 28, 2012

A cute story on love

A friend sent me this story!  It’s really sweet and I think a good way to acknowledge ones spouse (even though I’m still riding single!)

A man called the government office where I work and requested an estimate of his benefits upon retirement.

After I gave him the information, he went on to enquire about his wife’s benefits. I asked if she had ever worked.

“She has worked all her life making me happy”. He replied.

That was nice I commented, but had she ever contributed to a pension plan?

No, he said. “We made an agreement when we got married. I would make the living and she would make the living worthwhile.

Men don’t lie?

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Saw this story on FB and thought I’d share with my lovely readers.  Also, I apologize for not blogging as often as I had promised.  Winter break was really short and I had a stomach flu for most of it, and then classes restarted.  I will try to set aside some time for the blog soon!

Till then, enjoy this story:

Men are (supposedly) Honest

“One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?”

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, “No.”

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. “Is this your axe?” the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, “Yes.”

The Lord was pleased with the man’s honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, “Why are you crying?”

“Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!”

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE “Is this your wife?” the Lord asked..

“Yes,” cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. “You lied! That is an untruth!”

The woodcutter replied, “Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said ‘no’ to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with AISHWARYA RAI. Then if I said ‘no’ to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said ‘yes,’ you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT’S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .”