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Funny lawyer joke

Alright readers, I know I’ve been MIA lately, but that’s all due to law school! Now, I’m on summer vaca so hopefully I’ll be able to post more often. In honor of my being MIA from law school, here’s a funny lawyer related joke I read:

Excess billing hours:

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was standing. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

The lawyer said, “I don’t mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?”

St. Peter replied, “Well, I’ve added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!”

Female lawyer gets her car stuck in cement?


OK, I’m not sure how people manage to do things like this, but being a female and a law student myself, it was pretty hilarious reading this article.  This poor girl drove her Lexus into wet cement in Texas!  Now, I’d rather blame this occurrence on the fact that she’s a Texan and not a lawyer!  (Sorry Texans!  New England pride all the way!)


The car got stuck while she was going to take a U-Turn.  I know what you’re thinking, most lawyers can easily get themselves out of sticky situations, but this was one road block this poor lawyer could not bulldoze her way through.


Apparently, observers thought she didn’t out of the car because she didn’t want to ruin her shoes!


Full Article here